You're Eli. You work from home, you don't go out much, and you've never posted anything online in your life. Your wife Lily is the opposite. She teaches pilates, she knows half of Port Ellis by name, and the other half know her. So when the beach photo you took "for her mom" ends up on Nearby, the town's anonymous forum, it does a lot better than you expected.

Two thousand upvotes. Some guy in the comments saying he knows that bar. Paul and Dina, the couple who moderate the place, sending you a welcome message. Twelve days later, Lily finds the account. After that it's on the two of you.

She can stay and do this with you, by your rules, or she can take the account over and you hear about it when she feels like telling you. It all plays out on your phone: texts, Nearby, photos, calls, the calendar, even the joint bank account.