Was he in your Tactical Zumba class, or was it Blood Pilates? Usually you wouldn't risk a shower right after class, they already talk enough shit about you, but the other day -- a cough then a smirk and then a knowing glance, that's all it ever takes until you start hoping against hope.Don't fuck it up. Show up when he'll show up, right after class. Set multiple alarms on your phone, mark your calendar, clear your schedule. What is this terror?

What is this ecstasy? What is it that fills you with this extraordinary excitement?... Boy, it's the promise of a workout.