Number go up. So does she. Stonks & Stockings is a tongue-in-cheek idle tycoon about building a stupidly profitable empire — and the ten women who actually run it while you take the credit. Start with a Cola Stand and a dream. Reinvest.

Automate. Watch a $4 cola-stand economy balloon into a Crypto Exchange, a Pharma Company, and a literal AI Company printing money while you sleep. Idle-clicker— buy, upgrade, hit milestones, prestige, repeat — with a degenerate-finance sense of humor. But every business has a manager. Hire her, keep her paid, and grow close.

The richer you make her, the more she opens up.