Hi There! I'm Jesse Davis
I'm a space pirate... Actually, I was a pirate, a very successful one, by the way. Lots of whores, drugs, a life of luxury. You know what I'm talking about...

But that's all in the past now. Now I'm stuck with a dumb, horny android on a wild planet somewhere in deep space,
trying to survive at all costs until rescue arrives. I don't know when the rescuers will find my beacon, but I have no desire to die on this planet abandoned by everyone. So, dude, let's try to survive this shit...