Welcome to Lunaresti and its Moon Festival, where six monster girls have decided that you, a perfectly ordinary human, are the most interesting thing in town. Coffin & Cream is a harem romantic comedy visual novel. No rivals, no heartbreak: everyone ends up on the festival stage together. Martha (dragon): 200 years old, manages the café and talks like she's taking the minutes of a meeting. If you make a joke, she writes it down.

Maratona (bunny): fastest delivery in Lunaresti, even faster gossip. "This stays between us," she says. It never does. Lily (succubus): deadlines, technique and the Succubus Manual, 1623 edition. The techniques have never worked.

Not once. Mary (wooden doll): hides behind her tray and apologizes for everything. Shy, but when she confesses something, she says all of it. Ophelia (lamia): a writer who rates your jokes from 0 to 10 and hates romance clichés. They keep happening to her.

???: a parasol opens at the café door. Nobody in Lunaresti has seen her eyes yet.