Welcome to the clinic - a place where the walls will help you develop a nervous tic,
a whole host of STD-related mysteries, and a persistent urge to sleep with anyone but this stack of paperwork. Survive among the interns, whose springtime urges are stronger than a flu epidemic. Here, everyone sleeps with everyone. Romances blossom between IV drips and patient charts. Someone will trip you up, then passionately kiss you in the back room.

Dr. Wolf knows everyone you’ve spent the night with and will definitely bring it up at the morning briefing. And one patient with a fetish for white coats has already made inquiries not only about what’s under your coat, but also about your blood type compatibility.